Stop watching television and make something of your life. Stop consuming mindless bullshit and start creating yourself. Do more than exist.

-Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)


i am p sure i died half way, but drake’s faces brought me back to life

  • me: that joke is so overused
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Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you.

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when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 


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shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

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Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

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some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

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