-Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)
i am p sure i died half way, but drake’s faces brought me back to life
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time
it means he finds you twice as attractive